Dear Don,
For my five year anniversary, I wanted to say thank you for my new office. I love it so much and I feel way more efficient. I'm sorry the picture is kind of crappy, but I don't want anyone making fun of me for being excited about it, so I had to take it kind of covertly.
Anyway, thanks again. The only thing that would make it better would be a raise. Can we work on that? (just teasing on that part, I think. ) Thanks!
Yours truly,
Trudi